i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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