so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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