last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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