I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Randomize
