You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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