bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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