I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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