know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
They have beer where we have blood.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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