I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
