You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I wish they made helmets for livers.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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