how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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