i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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