just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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