i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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