Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
false alarm, still single
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
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