A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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