i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
