One girl and one boy is just not enough.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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