But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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