I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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