Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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