she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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