Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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