yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
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No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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