Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
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ugly people sure do ruin things
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
did i walk over a car last night?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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