Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
tell me about the fingering
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