I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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