We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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