I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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