They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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