erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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