we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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