you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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