3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
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I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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