I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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