we're blogging at a bar
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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