Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I want a musical about memes.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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