Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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