how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I am available for nakedness
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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