Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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