no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You surviving the open bar?
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My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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