running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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