The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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