Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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