Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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