Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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