I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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