i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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