puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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