No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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