Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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