do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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