but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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