We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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