Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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