No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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