I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
tell me about the eggs
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